I got this from friend's email..
Really good to ease your stress..and laugh like hell..
Jokes pendek2 sahaja..
Ada juga yang kena pikir dulu baru paham..
layankan sahajalah ya..
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."
2. Brother wanted
Small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!" Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a peri od?"!
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."
5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
6. Anger management?
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
Really good to ease your stress..and laugh like hell..
Jokes pendek2 sahaja..
Ada juga yang kena pikir dulu baru paham..
layankan sahajalah ya..
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."
2. Brother wanted
Small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!" Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a peri od?"!
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."
5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
6. Anger management?
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
10 comments:
yg last pling sengal....siot je
sumpah kelakar gle....
nice gle yg period tu...
hahak
confidential mmg gampang
~0~
betul2..
maghrib..
memang masa baca tu gelak sensorang nampak macam gilo pun ado rasa..
hahahahha..kalakar nye..mane dpt nie..hahhaa..
moral kat last joke tu..never leave your toothbrush in toilet..heheh..
HAHAHA :D
niesz..
kawan yang email..
memang nak sangat share kat blog ni..=)
ween..
heheh=)
doku..
wakaka...
euu..lenkali kalo gaduh, sorok dulu toothbrush..
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